Roadies go international n so bin laden go green....!!!

According to International terrorist mastermind,Osama bin laden, "flood in pakistan is d result of manmade warming n the victims of d flood are very big,bigger than the victims of wars".
       Hence he made a change of policy at al-Qaeda,which are as follows:
1.All suicide bombers will hav to cycle to work,no more gas-guzzling cars n also provide bicycle loans(interest free)
2.Make sure to switch off al fans,lights n other electrical appliances before departing for suicide missions.
3.Carry re-usable water bottles while on d mission.
4.Before blowing urself up,shout "save the polar bear" to show how environmentally conscious we are.
5.Issue smokeless explosive so that the blast results in the least possible harm to the environment.
6.To use green arms,such as bio-degradable land mines and bombs that turn into manure and that all bullets issued wil b completely lead-free.
7.Performance @ work will now be evaluated not only on the no.of people u blow bt also on the no.of saplings u plant n how many trees u hugged.
8.Satanic flush toilets are strictly forbidden since dey waste so much water,instead vl b provided wid a cardboard box wid a hole,a bag n a pouch of pathogen-busting dust which is d latest in green toilet technology.
9.Al bomb making workshops must install fluorescent light bulbs immediately.
10.Do not keep d tap open while u shave.
                      And thus by following d above steps osama bin laden wishes his organisation to be among the Top 10 Green Companies.
                      Lastly,if a person like osama bin laden,the leader of al-Qaeda n an international mastermind terrorist who has created havoc al over d world go green then as a common people why cant we go green n save our beautiful earth before it perishes........

Class suspended..!!!

Its really difficult 4 us especiallly 4 me to get up at 6:30-7 in d morning,do bit household chores,get ready n den rush 4 classes......n den u come 2 knw dat d clas is suspended.....dis really upsets me,come on i miss my morning sleep.....jst 2 attend dat 90mins boring lecture.
     2day r class was suspended n i felt lyk cursing d prof....bt stil d newz of CLASS SUSPENSION came as a blessing in disguise 4 me......atleast i cn get more tym 2 sleep or buzz around social networking sites.. ;) ;)

Preety lakra: finally hav my blog....yippie!!!!

Preety lakra: finally hav my blog....yippie!!!!: "finally hav my blog....yippie!!!!"

finally hav my blog....yippie!!!!